Wednesday, April 28, 2010

this is the letter i would write


dear bride's magazine email subscription services lady/guy:
please note that i have never signed up for your magazine or email blasts because i have never gotten married. i also have never really been properly engaged and seeing as that, at times, can be a sore subject for me, your seemingly benign email blasts about new wedding features, dresses, shoes and traditions (?) are really quite obnoxious.
it's like you are rubbing it in. are you rubbing it in dear bride's magazine email subscription services lady/guy? because i'll tell you something i don't need you or your magazine. you know what you should send me. new issues of jane, because there was a magazine i want to read. can you resurrect that publication for me bride's magazine email subscription services lady/guy?
because i like to look at wedding stuff as much as the next girl, but really in the middle of a work day or even worse, a bad date, to get your 'how to really enjoy those precious honeymoon nights (wink, wink)' emails is making me sick.
sincerely,
seriously and sublimely single

1 comment:

  1. Two thumbs up. Then again, just visit The Knot's boards. You'll hate brides and everything wedding in about 2 seconds.

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